ilovesmoothjazz1998:

overall looking at boys is a rly rewarding experience. talking to them, Not so much

(via coffee-and-sadness)

His username is Bucky. His password is also Bucky.
Natasha Romanov, on Steve Rogers in the 21st century. (via hellotailor)

(via cryoboyfriends)

(via breakinq)

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

(via rory-thee-romann)

princess-pathetic:

bitch I don’t care if you’ve seen me wear this shirt before I don’t have fucking hannah montana’s closet

(via meganthebadwolf)

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

(via orgasm)

monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine

(via whitedad)

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(via adweeb)

jensenfans:

Meta Fiction // 9.18

(via flandusism)

dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

image

WHAT THE FUCK

(via tropicthuncler)

(via phobias)

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

(via fxrby)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

(via whitedad)