rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via fake-mermaid)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via pizzaismysunshine)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(via astraltea)

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via ronaldkn0x)

orgasm:

i was peeing and my cat somehow opened the door and started meowing it was a weird experience 

(via queenoria)

(via paisies)

il-tenore-regina:

"women didn’t get the right to vote till 1920"

WHITE WOMEN. 

"what?"

WHITE WOMEN.

"what do you mea—?"

WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

WOMEN. 

(via all-monsters-are-in-my-head)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via phobias)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via fake-mermaid)

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via all-monsters-are-in-my-head)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via breakinq)